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Labyrinth (2017)

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Spurred on by the popstar’s recent demise, this is a hastily cobbled together “tribute” to the classic David Bowie flick. With none of the charm and wonder of the original, this film will shit all over your childhood memories. Possibly starring a female as David Bowie, and ever-young Elijah Wood (now 37 years old) playing 16 year old Sam (formerly Sarah, portrayed by Jennifer Connelly).

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