The best of the rest
The Fourth Kind (2022… and again in 2026… and again in 2027)
How we tried to like the 2009 original. That owl idea was just too damn cool. Unfortunately, the film wasn’t. By the way, the reboot(s) won’t be, either. Sorry to break it to you.
Final Destination (2022)
Same plot as the original. And the sequel to the original. And the second sequel. And the third. Aaaand the fourth. But with new actors. $100,000,000 box office?
Hitcher (2024)
The 2007 remake wasn’t that good, so, yeah… REBOOT!
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CREDITS:
Cabin Fever: http://www.dreadcentral.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/Cabin-Fever.jpg
Fourth Kind: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/jenna-busch/emthe-fourth-kindem-revie_b_342812.html
Final Destination: https://wall.alphacoders.com/by_sub_category.php?id=231695
The Hitcher: http://crypticrock.com/this-week-in-horror-movie-history-the-hitcher-1986/
Labyrinth: http://www.sbs.com.au/comedy/article/2015/11/30/disturbingly-tight-pants-family-movie-labyrinth
Harry Potter: http://aretheyoldenough.com/are-they-old-enough/project/harry-potter-philosophers-stone/
LotR: http://www.androidauthority.com/fellowship-google-free-574980/
X Files: http://www.denofgeek.com/tv/the-x-files/38483/the-x-files-episode-1-spoiler-free-review-my-struggle
Back to the Future: https://www.newscientist.com/article/dn28374-back-to-the-future-does-physics-of-martys-time-travel-add-up/
Star Wars Episode I: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/film/star-wars-episode-i–the-phantom-menace/review/
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